Apparently there is a Bigfoot and he resides in Michigan. Scientists have extracted DNA from a blueberry bagel in which he only ate half (apparently unaware that there are starving children, maybe even starving bigfoot children, all over the world.) The MI resident who leaves food for the bigfoot says he see him all the time. Doesn't it seem obvious that if bigfoot is stopping by your house on a regular basis you would at least take a picture of him?
You can read the mumbo jumbo scientist DNA info and the rest of the story here.